Celebrate Gwyneth Paltrow's 44th Birthday With a Look Back at Her Most Outrageous Quotes

Haters gon' hate, but the Oscar winner, B-Day babe and Goop guru is just living her life

By Rebecca Macatee Sep 27, 2016 7:38 PMTags

Happy, happy, happy birthday to the one and only Gwyneth Paltrow

The Oscar winner turns 44 today, but you'd never know she was a day over 29 thanks to her healthy, Goop-leading lifestyle. Some people love to hate on the #blessed blond beauty, but we choose to celebrate G.P. and all that she is. Sure, does the mother of two inadvertently turn herself into a meme every now and then? Absolutely, but where's the harm in that? 

Gwyneth is like the beautiful, well-meaning aunt who perhaps goes a bit too far with her hyperbolic preferences (i.e., choosing crack cocaine over canned cheese, death over a Cup-a-soup, etc.). 

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Outrageous Quotes

She might say some out-there stuff, but you won't find her talking badly about anyone in the press. You'll also never hear anything about Gwyneth being a diva or difficult on set or in the office. She's a hard-working mum with several jobs to do, and she does them all to the best of her ability.

We're not about to fault the B-Day girl for coining a few comical turns of phrase, either. In fact, let's take a look back at Gwyneth's most outrageous quotes in honor of her turning the big 4-4 today.

Stay you, G.P.!