So, when the Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo author appeared on his Sirius XM radio show Tuesday, Stern seized the opportunity to ask her about it. Repeatedly. And even though Schumer felt a bit under the weather, she gamely answered the shock jock's questions. "I had bronchitis so bad I fractured my own rib," she said. "Still, every time I sneeze, it re-injures it."
It wasn't long before the conversation turned X-rated. Schumer joked that she's "the laziest" person to hook up with, telling Stern, "When it comes to sex, I lay there like I'm going to get a CAT scan so I'm not pleasing anyone. You know when you start dating someone, you're like, 'I love giving head?' I don't know what it is. I was just too busy. Too tired. No lies. Too busy." Her boyfriend, Ben Hanisch, doesn't pressure her to do anything she's uncomfortable with, either. "We love having sex with each other, but there's no performing," she vowed. "He's so sweet."
Schumer also said she and Hanisch have sex "every day." Recently, though, it's been an issue. "You know what not sexy?" she asked. "Having sex with a girl whose ribs hurt. That's not hot."
The actress wasn't done talking about their sex life, as she freely offered up explicit details (like where she prefers to have her boyfriend ejaculate). Though her candor might've made some listeners blush, Schumer promised their romps are nothing like what they'd see in a rap video.