There is a black hole in all of our lives today. Justin Bieber is no longer on Instagram.
When the singer deleted his account early this morning, the world immediately felt a void. Time stood still for a second, making us wonder if a natural disaster was on our hands. Instead, what we're faced with now is a disaster of a wholly different kind. Where will we go to see a flood of selfies to our feed? What will we do without his cryptic captions or his random obsessions? How will we know which girl he's throwing in Hailey Baldwin and Selena Gomez's faces?
And that's to think nothing of the Beliebers; they need his Instagram the way a young baby needs to be swaddled. It provides comfort during long, dark nights, and keeps them entertained for hours when there's nothing on television. Justin Bieber has left this world rattled.
But we will not resort to feeling week or helpless. We will pick ourselves back up and move on...to obsessing over other Instagram accounts. As such, we've pulled together a list of the best places to turn for every single void that Justin left.
For gratuitous shirtless pics: Follow Zac Efron
Zac even dabbles with bleached hair, so if you squint really hard you can basically pretend it's Justin.
For inspirational quotes: Follow Reese Witherspoon
In between all her snaps of seersucker and iced tea, she'll wow you with deep musings.
For Canadian vibes: Follow Drake
Bieber isn't the only artist from the Great White North! Hitch onto fellow Canuck Drake for, like, trips to Tim Horton.
For tattoo gazing: Follow David Beckham
Justin wishes he had sleeves like this! Becks may not have inked up his face yet, but there are still plenty of other designs to contemplate.
For animals with questionable caretaking: Follow Black Tiger White Jaguar
If you like his ability to cycle pets in and out of his home and life, you'll love this mansion in Mexico that houses real-life big cats!
For Humblebrags: Follow Beyoncé
Simply by accident of having the most fabulous life of all time, every single thing that Queen B posts is a humblebrag. We wouldn't blame her for full-on bragging (no humble), but we admire her restraint. No matter; if you're looking to lowkey feel super bad about yourself, this is the place.
For clogging the feed: Follow Gigi Hadid
What can we say? The girl loves the multi-post.