Seth Rogen and Chloë Grace Moretz are battling out for the neighborhood in Neighbors 2, but now they're competing for the title of best insulter.
Both stars appeared on BBC Radio 1, where they had to play Playground Insults, a game that has them hurl mean comments at each other in an attempt to make the other person laugh. When asked who would begin, Rogen insisted Moretz start.
"Age before beauty," he joked. And so it began!
Moretz started out small, telling the Knocked Up comedian, "You need a manicure. You have horrible hangnails." That's about as clean and innocent as the insults would get, as Moretz and Rogen went from G-rated to NC-17 in a matter of sentences.
"Your balls stink," Rogen said.
"My balls are twice the swizie of yours," Moretz retorted. "You don't have any balls. You're ball-less."
Shots fired!
The two then bantered back and forth about signing autographs, with Moretz declaring, "Everyone likes a selfie nowadays." So true, and never forget the old new-age adage, "Pictures or it didn't happen."
Rogen then joked that Moretz requires a "butt freshener on set." Apparently it's a person named Sharon who works full-time to keep Moretz's bum smelling like roses. "Your chair is padded with floral cushions," he joked.
The Kick-Ass actress then went after Rogen's personal appearance. "I know you have 20/20 vision yet you wear these glasses because hipster and you don't even need the swacket," she said, later clarifying the term "swacket." "Sweater jacket. That's a swacket."
But Rogen didn't get it, so she further explained. "When you're 19 and very young you have young terms that the older brain cannot comprehend," she said, throwing some shade at his older age. "But you're just fake. All of it."
And that's when it got serious. "You have dick rings on your pants," Rogen noted. "These are known as Prince Alberts. You have Prince Alberts just dangling off your leg."
"They couldn't even pierce yours it's so small," Moretz shot back.
To see who won the battle of the insults, watch the clip!