Macklemore Owns a Painting of Naked Justin Bieber Balancing Pancakes on His Boner

We couldn't make this up even if we tried

WARNING: There's an inappropriate (but kind of hilarious) image below. Proceed with caution.

In the latest edition of Facts You Never Knew You Wanted to Know...

Rapper Macklemore was profiled by Rolling Stone for a piece published today, and amid very serious revelations concerning his sobriety and anxiety about hitting the road to kick off a 25-city tour, readers are greeted with one extremely unusual fun fact—the Seattle native, born Ben Haggerty, owns some seriously interesting pieces of art.

And when we say interesting, we mean, interesting.

"On the ground floor is a recording room with a ton of audio gear, a wall of guitars and racks of outlandish garments spouting sequins, fringe and feathers," the article stated when describing the star's Seattle headquarters.

"'Those are Ben's,' Ryan Lewis notes. There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner. 'Ben spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy,' Lewis says."

Hold up. DJ, can you run that back? "...and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner."

OK, just wanted to make sure we read that right.

Sure enough, the painting, created by Etsy artist Dan Lacey, features the young singer holding up a pancake by the support of his um, erection, while maple syrup dribbles down his naked bod. And here's the best part—it can be yours, too, for only $10!

It seems that Lacey is a sort of pancake aficionado (he even has a pancake-inspired blog), so perhaps when Bieber tweeted this in 2010:

Lacey found his perfect inspiration.

And good thing, because how boring would Macklemore's headquarters be without a naked Bieber on the wall, right?!