It's Kim Kardashian!
Not that we haven't seen a zillion pictures of her since she gave birth to son Saint on Dec. 5, but they were all just throwbacks!
Without warning, the mother of two resurfaced tonight during a four-minute livestream on her app and website, her hair in braids and flaunting her post-baby curves. Kim has done several livestreams in the past week, baking cookies with North in one adorable instance, but this is the first time she turned the camera on herself.
"My boobs look enormous—which they are," she cracked, acknowledging what she knew everybody would be thinking.
"I have just been chilling at home with the baby and being cozy in robes...I decided to put makeup on," she dished.
Kim's makeup of choice not surprisingly included the elusive Kylie Jenner Lip Kit in Dolce K. And yes, her nose is still there, it's just the lighting that makes it look like it disappeared, she joked.
Kim then took to answering Twitter questions from fans, telling those who wondered what else she's been up to in the 10 days since welcoming her second child with Kanye West, "I have been loving life, just staying home and not going anywhere."
One fan also had to know Kim's preferred Starbucks beverage, and she said it depended on her mood: Either a white chocolate mocha with whipped cream or what sounded to us (the livestream audio tends can wan at times) like a soy latte. And we also agree completely when she said that Starbucks has the best hot apple cider.
While at home, Kim's been listening to Kanye's upcoming new album—it's "crazy" good—and not worrying about her hair. She says that she's going to keep it in braids for the next couple of months while it grows out, no products and no fussing with it.
And rest assured, Kim will be taking her fans with her on her journey to get her pre-baby bod back.
"I am so excited, I'm going to show you guys my weight-loss journey on here," she revealed, noting that she'll be livestreaming her workouts—even when they start at 5:30 a.m.
Well, at least she'll know who her most loyal fans are. Great to see you again, Kim, looking forward to next time!
—Reporting by Holly Passalaqua
Don't miss the whole fam in action on new episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Sundays at 9 p.m. on E!