Hotel Cortez looks weird as all hell, and that's a great thing.
American Horror Story: Hotel has released its character poster featuring the tenants and employees of the creepy hotel at the center of the series. There's Lady Gaga's The Countess with her hair–dress combo, Angela Bassett's Ramona looking fierce, Kathy Bates' Iris tending the desk (probably plotting something nefarious), Matt Bomer and Finn Wittrock looking pretty damn fine, creepy kids, Denis O'Hare in a dress and so much more. We'll leave you alone for a few minutes to stare at the image.
New Girl's Schmidt, is that you? It is.
Have you found all the easter eggs? No? Go ahead and look. And then tell us where they are because we're so distracted by Gaga's hair-dress deal.
"I think it's going to be a very bloody season," Sarah Paulson, who plays a junkie named Sally, said in a recent behind-the-scenes video. "It's dark. It's moody. It's hot!"
Looks that way to us.
The cast also includes Wes Bentley, Chloe Sevigny, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, Mare Winningham, Darren Criss, Naomi Campbell, Cheyenne Jackson and more.
American Horror Story: Hotel premieres Wednesday, Oct. 7 at 10 p.m. on FX. Be sure to check back for more AHS: Hotel scoop as the premiere creeps closer.