Bartenders...you love to hate 'em, amirite?
Sure, they bring you the magical nectar of the gods when you don't feel like mixing or pouring or popping a cork. But they can also be, like, super mean. We've all gotten that look of scorn when we order that vodka-soda-with-a-splash-of-cranberry at one time or another. Or, God forbid, a round of lemon drop shots. Shudder.
But it turns out that all that aforementioned scorn is totally warranted. Because we, the customers, have been behaving like total boobs for way too long. There are certain rules that must be followed in a sacred space such as a bar, and we've been breaking all of them. Playboy gathered some super fancy bartenders from the far reaches of the country (Nashville, Los Angeles, etc.) to explain everything that we're doing wrong in one hilarious video.
So if you want to continue to piss off your bartender, it's actually totally simple. Just follow these five steps!