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Attention idiot hookers: Tonight is going to be epic on so many levels! Don't. Even. Fight. It.

Not only is it the looooooonnnnngggg-awaited premiere of our favorite new series in a very long time—Fox's Scream Queens—but we have a hilarious drinking game that the cast themselves come up with, just to mark the occasion!

Press play on the video above to see Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, Niecy Nash and more give their rules for what you gotta do while watching. (And how your choice of drink should NOT be strong.)

In case you hadn't heard, we here at E! have also started our own ultra-exclusive secret society (SHHHH!!!) called "Squad SQ," and you can join by simply tweeting a photo of yourself with a sign that says "I WANT IN. #SQUADSQ"

We will be having our own live Twitter party tonight, 8 to 10 pm ET, which will culminate with our first weekly live Periscope Q&A, right when the episode ends at 10 p m ET. Please join us!

Here is the Scream Queens Cast's Unofficial Drinking Game written out, for your reference:

Scream Queens

Fox

DRINK EVERY TIME:

  1. Chanel (Emma Roberts) is fast-walking down the hallway with a mission
  2. Hester (Lea Michele) makes a weird, crooked face
  3. Zayday (Keke Palmer) is "network television naked"
  4. Chad Radwell (Glen Powell) says "Uh-Doy"
  5. Denise (Niecy Nash) looks incompetent
  6. Grace (Skyler Samuels) says the word Mom and Kappa
  7. Chanel No. 5 (Abigal Breslin) does a bitchy sorority-girl gasp
  8. Chanel No. 3 scoffs (Billie Lourd) at someone
  9. You find out something key about Pete (Diego Boneta)
  10. You hear a little harpsichord, evil music sound

See you tonight on Twitter!