Rats, they're just like us!
They get up in the morning, they go to work, they toil along in front of the computer for hours on end and at the end of the day they just want to relax and unwind with a darn slice of pizza. But for some reason, New York City, that ungrateful pest of a city, seems to want to do everything to keep you from having an easy commute home.
Take this particular intrepid vermin. He's already made it past the hard part: Finding a piece of pizza on the floor of a subway station. And now that he has said cheesy goodness in his possession, he just wants to be able to enjoy it in private—and not on the stairs, where he/the pizza may get stepped on. Is that too much to ask?
No, no it is not.