Sam Smith singing chill jams in glasses and a hoodie in everyone's sexual fantasy, right?
Perfect, glad we're on the same page.
Naturally, it's the sexiest thing you'll hear all day. Sam Smith could probably make Rebecca Black's "Friday" sound sexy. (Sorry we just reminded you of that song's existence. It's truly the worst.)
Drake's rendition of the song is his signature hip-hop with feelings. Beware listening and accidentally shooting a text to your ex. It's a real challenge.
Smith and Disclosure's cover takes the joint that makes you look back on your on-again, off-again hookup and somehow makes it hot as hell.
So, depending on the weekend you're trying to have, there are now two very different versions of "Hotline Bling" to play soundtrack to your flirty texts.
But please, make late-night calls responsibly. There's a reason people are writing these songs.