15 Times Facebook's ''Dislike'' Button Will Come in Handy

Oh, look, yet another one of your friends is getting married...

The entire Facebook game is about to change.

Facebook's head honcho Mark Zuckerberg announced today during a Q&A at Facebook's headquarters that they are currently working on a "dislike" button.

"I think people have asked about the dislike button for many years. Today is a special day because today is the day I can say we're working on it and shipping it," Zuckerberg said, and explained why it's needed.

"What they really want is the ability to express empathy. Not every moment is a good moment."

True, Zuckerberg. Very true. However, we can think of some other reasons a "dislike" button would be very, very fitting...

1. Anything Your Ex Posts: Oh, you love life? DISLIKE. You got a new job? DISLIKE. You're happy? DISLIKE. No, but on a more serious note, why are you even friends with your ex on Facebook? C'mon now.

2. Excessive Baby Photos: Your baby is the cutest thing in the entire world, from farting to burping to pooping to cooing...WE GET IT.

3. Offensive Political and/or Religious Posts: Things are going to get rough out there people. Beware and tread lightly.

4. Death Posts: Finally, a way to acknowledge a tragedy without having to "like" it.

5. Anything Related to Candy Crush: Oh, you made it to Lemonade Lake on Candy Crush? Nobody cares. And don't even think about sending a game request!

6. Excessive Venting: A wise person once said, "Face your problems, don't Facebook your problems." Those are words to live by, friend.

7. Anything Sad: There's a lot of unfortunate news that hits the Facebook feed, and now you can be sympathetic without looking like an ass by "liking" it.

8. PDA Overkill: You're in a relationship. We get it.

9. The Fifth Engagement You've Seen in a Row: Everyone's in love and getting married. We get it.

10. FOMO: Stop rubbing in all the fun you're having without us. It's just rude.

11. The Oversharing Relative: We all have one. But be careful, a "dislike" will probably result in an hour-long phone conversation and some awkwardness at the next family gathering.

12. Selfie Galore: You have a face. We get it.

13. Unnecessary Check-Ins: You're at Starbucks?! NO WAY. You're at the gym?! AMAZING. Now get off your phone and do what you went there to do.

14. TV Spoilers: Why would you do that? WHY?

15. Vague Outbursts: Passive-aggressive social media tantrums? DISLIKE.