Didn't we already establish how to get Harry Styles attention in concert?!
Bastardize the English language all you want, but do not under any circumstances throw a foreign object at the poor boy onstage—especially not at his face or his crotch. Unfortunately, some "fans" (if we can really call someone who intentionally puts that face or those family jewels in harm's way a fan) have taken to hurling things at the One Direction boy-bander while he's onstage. Most recently, he was pelted in the penis with a water bottle at Ottawa's Canadian Tire Centre.
As you can see in the video above, Harry literally doubles over in pain upon impact...
Can't we all agree we want this young man to have kids someday? His genes need to be passed on.
His picture perfect face needs to remain intact, too. Last week, a "fan" put Harry's moneymaker in jeopardy when she threw a can of Red Bull at his face during a show. Anne Twist, Harry's mother, was rightfully upset. "So dangerous," she tweeted, followed by the angry emoji. "THINK!!"
Most fans agreed, but some took it a little too far. Mama Twist told Directioners "not turn to bullying" the girl who threw the can, as that "serves no purpose." Her advice? "Please just learn from the incident & be kind."
Now, Harry's had plenty of bras thrown his way through the years—those are soft, at least, but still potentially damaging. (For one, the boy is prone to slipping, and also, what if the underwire scratches his perfect skin?!)