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Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher

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Mila Kunis wants to make one thing clear: She has never stolen a chicken!

After reports started circulating that the actress allegedly stole a chicken from her childhood friend Kristina Karo, Kunis and her fiancé Ashton Kutcher wanted to set the record straight.

Turns out the Hollywood pair has no idea what this woman is talking about.

"Let's just get this clear. You stole a chicken from a one-month-old child who spoke to you in an entire conversation? It's just shocking to me," Kutcher said on a new app Meerkat (which he is an investor in) via TMZ. "It's shocking to me that news organizations, real journalists out there that have fact-checked this story didn't pick up on the fact that this girl was one month old and having a conversation with you from Ukraine."

He added, "Speaking in English in one month? This is the smartest girl I've ever heard of."

Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher


So why would this woman come forward to make such allegations after more than 25 years? Well, according to the duo, Karo coincidentally has a music video coming out in the near future.

"So this girl has a music video coming out at the same time she's suing you for $5,000 for the stolen chicken when she was one month old and you were seven?" Kutcher asked.

"I was devastated. I was weeping. I was dumbfounded," Kunis mocked in the video when first hearing the news. "I was like, which chicken did I steal? I was obviously in the village when I stole these chickens so I apologized to this woman who may or may not have been a month old."

For the record, Kunis says she has not been served with any papers. Instead of getting mad, however, maybe it's better to imagine the possible next steps in this so-called chicken battle.

"I would like to launch a counter $5,000 lawsuit for making me watch that music video. My body hurts. My eyes hurt. They're burning," Kunis joked. "I feel like I will be a chicken fighter for a very long time. I would never steal somebody else's chicken."

So case settled? If you ask Kutcher, that answer should be an absolute yes!

"I believe this woman. I know her very well," he explained. "I believe she's an ethical person that wouldn't steal chicken. You heard it right from the chicken's mouth."