Now there's something you don't see every day.
Sarah Silverman's boobs!
The always-funny lady, looking rather stunning in a deep green gown with a super-plunging neckline by Marni, made sure that we did not miss her cleavage tonight on the Emmys red carpet. (As if we could!)
"Boobs," the nominee for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special, for her fabulously NSFW Sarah Silverman: We Are Magic HBO standup special, gestured downward, giving E!'s Giuliana Rancic an eyeful.
"This is the higher one, there we go," Silverman scrutinized her cleavage. "Listen, they're the lowest they've ever been and the highest they're ever going to be. [To quote] Maya Angelou...No, I just made it up."
Meanwhile, we remain on the lookout for Silverman's beau, Masters of Sex star Michael Sheen. He was not nominated (some might say he was snubbed) for his leading role in the Showtime drama, but it seems likely that he'd be there to both support his girlfriend and costar Lizzy Caplan, who is nominated for Best Actress in a Drama Series.
Asked about her gorgeous gown, Silverman informed us, "Marni. The character from Girls, Marni with an 'i.' In case you don't know fashion."
The Emmy winner (she actually won Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics in 2008 for the classic ditty "I'm F--king Matt Damon") also did a quick run through the Mani Cam ("I've been on the road, they are working hands!") and subjected her purse to our Clutch Cam and showed off its contents. All of them.
"This is my pot. Liquid pot," she showed Giuliana, pulling out a wee vaporizer pen. "This is what everything's really supposed to be in," she then showed off an even smaller clutch. "Money, lipstick, a little mirror, my license—what if I need my license?!"
Probably can't refill the vaporizer without it.