mckenken.tumblr.com; RCA RecordsAll we wanted was to break Tottie's walls. All she ever did was wreh-eh-eh-ck us.
And by wreck us, we mean that we just cannot after seeing this Wisconsin pug in a Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball"-inspired Halloween costume (our endless gratitude to owner McKenna for this All Hallows' Eve delight).
McKenna's cousin, Karin Morrison aka The Craftinomicon, posted DIY instructions on her blog for how to make this costume for your own pet.
an old Barbie doll
polyester fiberfil
1/2-1 yard dark grey fabric (depending on dog size)
scissors
needle and thread
Length of chain
A dog that is fine and dandy with wearing awesome costumes
Usually, we encourage originality in costumes, but turn your pets intro wrecking balls. Turn all of your pets into wrecking balls.
Tottie should win every Halloween costume contest ever.
Starting with Petco's "Halloween Bootique Make a Scene Photo Contest." The grand prize winner will receive $25,000 and a one-year-supply of Old Mother Hubbard pet treats.
A Petco panel will select the grand prize winner "based on originality, technical excellence, composition, overall impact, and artistic merit". There are also three prizes for dog, cat and other pet categories ($500 Petco gift cards), selected by that same panel.
We, the people, have no say in that, but we can help Tottie win the most voted, which receives a $100 Petco gift card. Tottie currently has over 900 votes and is on the rise.
Now we need the video version, à la:
Please.