Uma Thurman's Greek Goddess Gown Is a Tragedy

Apparently the designer of the Kill Bill star's dress needs a lesson in draping

You know something is wrong if even Uma Thurman can't pull off this gown.

The Smash star donned this strangely gathered floor-length dress at a recent event in Hong Kong. The deep, maroon silk against her fair complexion is gorgeous, but all that ruching throughout the bodice somehow adds more curves than this mother of three has ever had.

We appreciate the attempt at a unique shape, but our favorite Pulp Fiction star is better off sticking with straight silhouettes...or in the case of her Kill Bill character, latex body suits.