Fashion Police: Pénélope Cruz's Oscar Perp Walk

Check out what hostess with the mostest Joan Rivers has to say about star style in our gallery of jokes that didn't make it on air!

By Ella Stewart Mar 03, 2012 3:45 AMTags
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Pénélope Cruz killed it on the Oscars red carpet.

And even though Fashion Police's Joan Rivers is totes in agreement, the sassy host isn't going to let Pen slide without a backhanded compliment, natch.

"That dress says one thing: movie star," Rivers quips. "And thank god the dress is doing all the talking, because I can never understand a f--king word that comes out of her mouth."

And that's not all. Check out Joan's jabs on Gwyneth Paltrow, Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Lopez and much more.  

Click in for all the laughs that didn't make it on the air in our Joan Rivers Uncut: Awards Show Edition gallery!