• Carrie Underwood and Michael Phelps are allegedly planning a non-eating first date. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan could be text harassing Phelps. And all this means we need to cool it on the Phelps talk before the overexposure sets in.
• Also, Heidi must be pretty let down she isn't the official pick as McCain's vice president. But hang in there, Heids! Go stage a photo op or something—it'll make you feel better.
• We thought it was weird when Michael Jackson was rocking formal pajama wear in Vegas the other night, but now Madonna has been spotted out in public wearing a "Dancing Queen" bathrobe. Guess this is just the trend for 50-year-old pop icons.