Matthew McConaughey, Kay McConaughey

AP Photo/Tammie Arroyo

Matthew McConaughey's mother has a book coming out called I Amaze Myself, in which she writes about Matt's dad dying during sex and then not covering his corpse because she "was just so proud to show off [her] big old Jim McConaughey—and his gift." Awesome or disturbing?

Michael Phelps isn't the only one with endorsements and management. Apparently, his mom, Debbie, is all over that stuff, too, and Chico's wants in on it.

We refuse to participate in any Jessica Biel baby bump speculation, except to alert you of its existence.

Favorite Jennifer Aniston tabloid report of the day (so far!): Jen was on a revenge tour this past week in NYC, making sure everyone saw her smiling and looking sexy.

About that black eye Kelly Osbournedebuted yesterday. It was actually the result of a kitchen cabinet falling on her face. She's OK, though.