Paris Hilton, Benji Madden


Don't know if Paris and Benji's lunching habits are convincing anybody that they're just too, too still together (we'll reserve comment, just this once—don't get used to it). But look, just thought we should let you all know somebody's got it in for the musical Madden half that's supposedly all in love with the Bel-Air broad.

"He looks just like Uncle Fester," snipped a superclose hanger-on to the vertically and follicly challenged celebrity. But, darlings, what's really shocking is just how close this hangin' hon is to Mr. M. Think closer than my cat's ass to the clumping stuff.