Chicks Man, Soup

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Step right up, Soup-aholics. If you’re looking for a way to spend that stimulus check, we have two words for you: Soup merchandise! And now we have two more words for you: Brand-new Soup merchandise! That’s right, friends, we’ve got a little something for everybody, as the chap in the photo makes clear.

How about a So Meaty T-shirt for the man of the house? Or a coffee, tea...or Soup mug for the little lady (works equally well with the aforementioned beverages or cheap scotch, gals!). Perhaps a special item for the bitch in your life—the furry kind, folks!—man’s best friend will love an I’m Lou’s Bitch doggie tee. Click here to be whisked instantly to the Soup merch showroom, and remember, the quality goes in before the name goes on, so spend without fear. And keep America strong.