It's Thursday, time for a totally new buttload of H'wood funny business in Truth, Lies & Ted, the AT's own online-only video vamping. Just another way to be totally unproductive at work—no thanks necessary, it's our pleasure.

So are Heidi and Spencer fully loaded for a cause other than themselves? Are Ryan Phillippe and his Reese replacement Abbie Cornish here to stay, just like Paris says about her and Benji? And is Madonna hiding something about her flexible lifestyle? Press play and find out!