Stampede Beer• We've spent the whole day agonizing about what Jessica Simpson's beer ad would look like, and finally it's here! Let's take a moment and admire her countryness.
• Hills ratings were down with the premiere of fourth season. What's up with that? We thought everyone loved it.
• Chris Kirkpatrick is up for an 'N Sync reunion already—he's got nothing else really going on. Quick reminder: He was the one with the weird thing growing on his head.
• Lindsay Lohan's thoughts on Michael Phelps: "(bleeping) amazing and I want to meet him!"
• Now you can see what it's like to be Kanye West with just a few pills. No, not Adderall—we're talking Kanyeio Exsisto.
• Any theories on how Al Pacino's nails somehow ended up painted blue?