Ellen DeGeneres, Portia De Rossi

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Didn't get invited to Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi's shindig, either?

We know, it hurts. But at least now you can get a good, up-close look at the pair on their big day and know that it didn't cost you a trip to the Crate & Barrel registry for the privilege.