The paparazzi recognized Brian Austin Green yesterday. Well, they probably recognized Megan Fox at the Century City mall and then deduced that guy with her had to be boyfriend BAG.

Strangely, the actor who recently added The Riddler to his Hollywood wish list was upset that people wanted his picture. Well, first he was upset enough to slap a camera, then he appeared anxious pacing around, then he chilled out and posed.

It all sort of reminded us of those dogs that get all worked up when new people come around and don't know whether to attack or roll over and have their belly scratched—in other words, totally adorable.