It’s Thursday, folks, which means we’ve got a whole new batch of T-town tumult all ready to reveal in my online-only video show, Truth, Lies & Ted. It’s the one place on the Net where you can check out both goss and my fat, married ass in the flesh.

Is Jess Simpson gonna unlock those enhanced-lookin’ lips of hers and tell us who her so-called abuser is? Plus, the person on the top o’ my pissed list this week really hits close to home. Press play to get all this delish H'wood scuttlebutt, including new tears for Jen Aniston (gee thanks, Mr. Mayer), and mucho more...