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There's plenty of awfulness going on in the world today: The nuclear meltdowns in Japan, the war-torn quagmire that is Libya, Donald Trump...But there's one story that every news show seems to be missing: the rampancy of freakish poodle grooming. Fortunately Good Morning America realized this, and filled the void with this report on a poodle groomed to look like a monkey.

And she must really be into the costume because sometimes, on her own, she magically grows a second banana tail. Unfortunately the second one seems to fall off immediately and is always rotten—all brown and mushy. But she must really think she's a monkey because she eats it anyway.