Dave Kotinsky/WireImage.com Well, if it's true, chances are no one would blame her.
Rumor has it that Charlie Sheen's No. 1 goddess Bree Olson has abandoned ship and returned to the safe and warlock-free confines of her Indiana hometown.
Lending the rumor some credibility is the fact that Olson has indeed fled from the clutches of Sober Valley Lodge once before, just last month. At the time, Sheen more or less bid her good riddance and immediately began soliciting applications (which made for a nice change), only to quickly close ranks once again, and claim that her departure was simply a misunderstanding and that she would return after taking care of some legal business.
But what about now? Has Olson finally had enough? Is Sheen duh, losing? Someone lock up the machete, because this rumor is…
So false!
Bree knows a, um, good thing when she sees it.
Despite reports claiming that the porn star was gone for good, a rep for Sheen's constant arm candy told E! News that she simply went home to take care of a little more legal business.
"She went back to Fort Wayne to attend to personal issues including a court date coming up," the rep said. "It was planned long before the tour started that she was going to leave at some point during the tour. They just were not sure what day she was going to leave the tour."
Olson, whose real name is Rachel Oberlin, has been dealing with a drunken-driving charge in Indiana stemming from a February arrest.
The rep added that the duo (or, uh, trio) are most definitely still on and Olson should be back with Charlie and Natalie Kenly at Sober Valley Lodge by next month. And rumors to the contrary are most definitely getting old.
"Must it be that every time she leaves Charlie's camp to go to Fort Wayne it means she is leaving for good?"
Sorry to break it to you, but yes. This is Sheen we're talking about, after all.
—Reporting by Whitney English