It's too bad NeNe Leakes isn't on Ghost Adventures. She's already discovered a haint on Celebrity Apprentice named LaToya "Caspar" Jackson, and she's not cowering beneath the sheets. In fact, NeNe's wrath is far more terrifying than any Jackson family wraith, but it's that kind of pointless vitriol that'll rocket a dedicated celebrity to the top of the fake-assisstant realty show competition heap.

And don't forget, heap topper Joel McHale brings his own brand of wicked tongue to you tonight on a new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT!