Carrie Underwood

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• Carrie Underwood taunts Jessica Simpson by telling Allure that Tony Romo sometimes calls her up: "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer." Country catfight!

Have Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer called it quits? Would anyone be surprised if they did?

• Diddy proudly declares he would totally win a gold medal if there were a sport called “who could have sex the longest.”

• Selena Gomez made a very long YouTube commercial urging everyone to buy the new Jonas Brothers CD. We're not going to make you watch it, because we value your readership.

• Amy Winehouse is the No. 1 celebrity haunting the sleep of the nice people over in Britain.

Rachel Bilson debuts a new pair of fug shoes. If she steps this up to a daily thing, she could replace our Katie Holmes jean obsession.