You crack me up. Those Truth, Lies, and Ted episodes are laugh-out-loud hilarious. The bat suit was priceless. But I don't like the new A.T. format. I keep having to hit my "back cursor" to get back to the main page. Am I doing it wrong?
Dear Not Batty:
Nope, we are. So sorry for production probs, Kath, (is this you, Ms. Hilton?), but you’d think we’d know how to switch a column to a blog (does that make me a bossy blolumn?), but alas, not exactly. Please bear with us. Production wizards who supposedly know how to fix these things are toiling, I’m assured. Very sorry, hang tight!
Maybe the new site should be dubbed the Big Banana? You should put a little more fear into Toothy Tile by revealing another Blind Vice. Game?
You bet. But judging from the way Crotch Uh-Lastic is gaining closeted-sex game playing on our beloved Tooth, I dare say it’ll be he who’s uncovered before Tooth—shall we dub him Toothy 2? Let’s!