Paris Hilton

Proving that art not only imitates life but can sometimes up the ante, one-dimensional human being Paris Hilton is joining forces with comic legend Stan Lee to become a two-dimensional cartoon character. “It's not like your typical superhero,” Hilton revealed to the San Diego City Beat. “It's me basically as a superhero, so kind of using makeup and compacts as weapons. It's kind of like a spoof on a superhero.”

But will Super Paris be accepted by longtime female superpowers?

The Soup Blog spoke with 66-year-old Wonder Woman on the potential of Hilton entering the pantheon of superheroines. “Who does this bimbo think she is?” snapped the comic-book veteran, gesturing with her Lasso of Truth. “I hope that spoiled brat learned something in prison besides how to make pruno. When you’re fighting criminal masterminds, your lip gloss might get smudged. And stop looking at my chest!”

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