James Franco was the quasi-beefy man o’ the night fer sure over at the Pineapple Express premiere, last week. UCLA students—girls and guys alike, very horny coeds—were lined up outside the Mann Village, all screaming “James Franco, I love you!” like they had an inkling of a chance of scoring some face time with the dude. Actually, they prolly already had—Jame-babe recently graduated from the Bruin school a few weeks ago. Ya think they woulda taken up the chance to score a convo with him on campus instead of screaming across the street, no? We asked the dude with the nice kisser why back to school? “I was not very happy with a lot of movies I was doing, and I needed something else to fill up my time,” fessed J.F. about his choice to higher educate himself.