• Aw man, we missed Maddox’s birthday yesterday. Did anyone remember to leave a message on his Facebook wall?
• Bored economists figure that Oprah controls exactly 1,015,519 of America's votes.
• Samantha Ronson neglecting her parking tickets finally gives us a sneak peek at the car in which she chauffeurs our darling LiLo around. The Caddy has a boot, some egging residue and a Lindsay dirt heart on it.