If you’ve ever wanted to get into the shorts of Arrested Development’s Tobias Fünke, well, you’ve blown it. An eBay auction for the Daisy Duke-ragged, 33-waist Levi cutoffs worn so effectively by David Cross ended this morning with the lucky winner shelling out $309.57. Fans will recall Tobias’ unique “never nude” fixation, which made the shorts a mandatory wardrobe feature.

But don’t despair. In what could be good news for producers of the next Transformers epic looking for a cheap stand-in for Shia LaBeouf’s injured south paw, Arrested character Buster Bluth's prosthetic lefty (installed after a tragic seal attack) is still on the auction block for a mere $24.99 at press time. Check the clip to see said hand in action.