The hair changes, the highlights go; then they come back, only to be buzzed again, we’re sure, but the gossip is always the greatest tease of all, and we here at the Awful Truth are rededicating ourselves to bringing you the best big-hair bitchery on all things Tinseltown and beyond—particularly if it involves hot sex, great scoop, bad haircuts, lumpy looks and jerks who speak out of both sides of their big asses. It’s a stinky job, sure, but somebody’s gotta do it. So by all means, read on!