As much as we love talking Robsten or sassing ‘bout those Glee kids, us gossip columnists need a break, too.
Team Truth will be off for the holidays, but we'll be back fiercer than ever Jan. 3, cross our hearts.
In the meantime, it's time to get your ho, ho, ho on just like our favorite skanky celebs have been doing all year!
Last year was too fun, so it's time for another round of our fabulously horrible Ho, Ho, Ho Awards! And since twenty-ten was the year of the celeb splits, we Truthers decided it was the perfect time to find out which humbug half of some of T-town's top power couples was the bigger ho, post-break up.
The winners of each of the forthcoming 11 rounds will be announced Jan. 4, plus a little surprise.
First up, the coffee-loving couple formerly known as Gyllenspoon. Remember them?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Following his tabloid cover split from RW, Jakey played it low-key, preferring under-the-radar flings to headline-ready hookups—until he started to get caffeinated-cozy with Taylor Swift, that is. Now that twosome can't go a day without being spotted at one coffee house or another. Sound familiar?
Reese Witherspoon: Oft-wicked Witherspoon dropped JG and was out and about with her new dude, agent Jim Toth, in no time. Maybe sooner than she said? Hmm. And while the limelight-loving star has stayed surprisingly silent about her guy, that hasn't stopped the tabloids from thinking he'll pop the question soon. Can you stand it until he does? We can.