The great thing about reality TV is that we get to travel to unique geographical regions of our grand nation and meet the locals. Who expose themselves in the worst stereotypical fashion.

Now, the south is picking up the gauntlet dropped by Jersey Shore, which brings us to big belle Dakota, who's hell-bent on stealing another woman's man.

They sure do. If by "assets" you mean the fixed facial expression of a mental patient.

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