When it comes to anything having to do with a house, a wife or actually being real, Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak-Biermann falls short, big time. But that's not to say the driven achiever doesn't fill her life with creative pursuits.
After conquering the art of singing ("Tardy to the Party" should rest that case), the sassy wig enthusiast is taking a class to beef up her dancing skills. She's also perhaps the first person to describe herself as "retarded" and brag about her dancing ability in back-to-back sentences.
"I'm probably a better dancer than I am a singer," claims Kim.
That's either not saying much, or well, let's not overthink it.