Msmedic Says: "On my way to Hawaii, I mugged a man for the jacket."
Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!
The Perp: Liv Tyler, at Charlize Theron's Africa Outreach Project event in New York City
From the waist up and the knees down, Liv's all business in black, but her short grass skirt says "let's luau!" The actress looks like she was caught halfway through changing from her day to night garb.
What do you think of the Lord of the Rings star's mixed message? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.