When it comes to the dispensation of provocative advice, leave Kim Kardashian out of it.
"Do you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age of 18 and that you guys are bad influences?" the E! star reminded sisters Kourtney and Khloé during their appearance on Conan tonight.
"Kim is horrified by us," Kourtney said proudly.
Surely that has nothing to do with mayonnaise and vaginas.