Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew returned last night to remind us that some celebrites just can't handle their sh-t. Sorry, we shouldn't be glib. The show is completely depressing. But there were some happy moments. Like when (celebrity? uh, OK...) Jason Davis told us he lost 150 pounds. That is, until we learned how he lost it...

Sounds like somebody just created the hottest new weight-loss show! And the winner not only loses weight, but also their money, their house, their furniture, their family, their friends, their ability to know when they've crapped themselves, and, well, pretty much everything but their urine-soaked clothes, a baby they've somehow acquired, and their precious, precious heroin. But hey, skinny!

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