SCRAM, Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan has to find a new way to get through the morning

Lindsay Lohan has been ordered by a judge to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet after recently missing a court appearance because her passport had been "stolen" and she couldn't get back into the country. She also has to submit to random drug testing. I'm not going to lie: I'm worried about Lindsay. If she can't drink or do drugs, how will she get through a Tuesday afternoon? If I was a cigarette, I'd be scared.