In New Jersey, it's not the beach, it's the shore. They're not Italian-Americans, they're guidos. And—thanks to pregnant Real Housewife Teresa, who introduces us to yet another taste of quaint Garden State vernacular—it's not a vajayjay, it's a chucky.
Whether this is some random pet name she's chosen for her nether region or there's some resemblance to the horribly scarred, murderous doll of the same name, we don't really want to know.
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