When will people learn? Do not. Hassle. The. Hoff. Or at least get your facts straight before you do.
The only problem?
It's a "false report," according to Team Hoff. And if websites can recycle stories, reps can recycle denials.
Hasselhoff spokeswoman Judy Katz tells E! News that she spoke to the erstwhile Baywatcher just this morning and has no idea where this "false report" is coming from.
"He's fine, he's at his house, he's about to go to the gym," she said.