Last night's Real Housewives of New York City featured the mental breakdown of Kelly Bensimon. She became paranoid, full of rage, delusional. Basically, on the madness scale, she was hovering somewhere between that homeless guy who collects skin filings and Larry King.
Here she is at breakfast, ending one of her numerous nonsensical arguments with an equally nonsensical phrase.
Don't worry, Kelly. They may not understand "satchels of gold," but the important thing is, the little leprechaun only you can see floating over Bethenney's shoulder, asking what exactly you would like in your satchels, now has an answer.
Also, you should see a doctor about getting that whole leprechaun thing taken care of.
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