Lindsay Lohan, Chelsea Handler

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Lindsay Lohan is having trouble getting back into the U.S. from Cannes. Her passport was "stolen," and she missed her court date that was supposed to be a progress report for her DUI classes. The judge wanted to make sure she was in compliance with the program, so she went to Cannes to prove her commitment to her probation. The judge has issued a warrant for her arrest. The district attorney also wants proof of a plane ticket so they know she had intended to be at her court date. I'm sure there's a plane ticket, unless that was also "stolen." From the photos I saw of her falling on her face in Cannes, it looks like she was having a pretty good time. I don't know if her passport was really stolen or if she just didn't want to come back. If it was stolen, I'd like to say to the person that stole her passport: Thanks for keeping her out of the U.S. for a few more days. If she just didn't want to come back I'd like to say to her: then don't.

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