As everybody knows, local TV newscasts are good for two things: the weather, and the latest pressing information on lady parts. And speaking of which, your diligent Web Soupmeister Chris Hardwick has unearthed an illuminating segment featuring a fantastically insensitive anchorman who really knows how to button up a story on vaginal sensitivity.

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