In a recent interview, Nic Cage revealed that he chooses what food he eats based on the way the animal fornicates. He says, "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."
Even weirder, the Soup has learned that he chooses the way he has sex based on the way animals eat. We won't go into details, but he's created several moves based solely on the way a mama bird feeds her young.